{"id":60934,"date":"2020-11-07T20:29:15","date_gmt":"2020-11-07T19:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=60934"},"modified":"2020-11-07T20:29:15","modified_gmt":"2020-11-07T19:29:15","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-279","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=60934","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 279."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\"><\/a>Telefon:<\/strong> Mo\u017ee li mi tko re\u0107i, pita u\u010di\u00adtelj, \u0161to se doga\u0111a kad \u010dovjek u\u0111e u kadu punu vode? Zazvoni telefon, spremno od\u00adgovori u\u010denik!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Traktor:<\/strong> Naljutio Perica u\u010diteljicu i ona ga pozove na razgovor. Perice, sutra da si doveo oca na razgovor. Ne mogu, u\u010diteljice. Tatu je pregazio traktor i on je u bolnici. \u0160to? Dobro. Onda dovedi mamu. Ne mogu. I nju i baku je prega\u00adzio traktor. I one su u bolnici. U\u010diteljica se sa\u017eali. Bo\u017ee dragi, ba\u0161 si jadan Perice. A \u0161to ti cijeli dan radi\u0161 kod ku\u0107e? Vozim traktor, u\u010diteljice&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>U\u010ditelj:<\/strong> Stari u\u010ditelj prvog razreda je oti\u00ad\u0161ao u mirovinu. Dolazi novi i pun odu\u0161evljenja predaje se svom prvom \u0161kolskom satu. Ve\u0107 na prvom satu djeci govori: &#8216;Draga djeco! Mi \u0107emo biti dobri prija\u00adtelji. Vi mi uvijek iskreno i od srca mo\u017eete sve re\u0107i\u2019&#8230; Brzo se digne jedan mali i ka\u017ee \u017ealosno: &#8216;Meni je ovdje jako do\u00adsadno!\u2019<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Pecivo:<\/strong> U\u010diteljica zada doma\u0107u zada\u0107u: Ako je cijena pedeset peciva sto kuna, koliko ko\u0161ta jedno pe\u00adcivo? Sutradan prozove Ivicu da pro\u010di\u00adta svoju zada\u0107u. Jedno pecivo ko\u0161ta dvije kune, samouvjereno \u0107e Ivica. Izvrsno! Pohvali ga u\u010diteljica. A sada nam objasni kako si do\u00ad\u0161ao do tog rezultata. Pa, jednostavno! Pitao sam pekara!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Na kraju ovog djela \u201ezgode, misli i angdote\u201c, mo\u017ee se napisati: <\/strong>Tko se ne zna smijati za njega je \u017eivot izgubio svaku radost i svje\u017einu. A tko se zapravo smije iz sveg srca, taj ne mo\u017ee imati zlu savjest (Charles Oeser).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Telefon: Mo\u017ee li mi tko re\u0107i, pita u\u010di\u00adtelj, \u0161to se doga\u0111a kad \u010dovjek u\u0111e u kadu punu vode? Zazvoni telefon, spremno od\u00adgovori u\u010denik! Traktor: Naljutio Perica u\u010diteljicu i ona ga pozove na razgovor. Perice, sutra da si doveo oca na &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=60934\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":709,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60934"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60934\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}