{"id":59340,"date":"2020-02-22T09:28:53","date_gmt":"2020-02-22T08:28:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=59340"},"modified":"2020-02-22T09:28:53","modified_gmt":"2020-02-22T08:28:53","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-241","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=59340","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 241"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\"><\/a>&#8211; Vi trebate svako jutro nata\u0161te popiti \u010da\u0161u vode, savjetuje lije\u010d\u00adnik pacijenta. \u010cinim to ve\u0107 20 godina dokto\u00adre. Samo moja \u017eena to naziva ka\u00advom.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Recite mi, doktore, dvadesetpet mi je godina. Mlada sam i lijepa. Ruke su mi nje\u017ene i njego\u00advane. \u0160to da radim da takve i ostanu? Ni\u0161ta! Odgovori lije\u010dnik.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Susrela se dva psihijatra na ulici. Prvi zapita: I kolega, kako sam jutros?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Nekom mladi\u0107u po\u010dela opadati kosa. Obrati se lije\u010dniku. Doktore, opada mi kosa. Pa \u0161ta bi ja tu trebao? Pa pitam vas kako \u0107u je sa\u010duvati? Bilo bi najbolje da uzmete neku kutiju pa kosu koja je opala u nju pohranite.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Na koji \u0107u na\u010din najbr\u017ee smr\u0161a\u00adviti, pita debeljuco lije\u010dika?&nbsp; Pje\u0161a\u010dite svaki dan po jedan sat vremena. Kada? Prije ili poslije ru\u010dka? A, bilo bi najbolje za vrijeme ru\u010dka?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Vi trebate svako jutro nata\u0161te popiti \u010da\u0161u vode, savjetuje lije\u010d\u00adnik pacijenta. \u010cinim to ve\u0107 20 godina dokto\u00adre. Samo moja \u017eena to naziva ka\u00advom. &#8211; Recite mi, doktore, dvadesetpet mi je godina. Mlada sam i lijepa. Ruke su mi nje\u017ene &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=59340\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":518,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59340\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}