{"id":58258,"date":"2019-10-25T18:47:43","date_gmt":"2019-10-25T16:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=58258"},"modified":"2019-10-25T18:47:43","modified_gmt":"2019-10-25T16:47:43","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-224","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=58258","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 224."},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\"><\/a>Lije\u010dnik: Pavao se \u017eali Marku: Ne znam zbog \u010dega, ali sva djeca iz susjedstva misle da sam lije\u010dnik. Kako si to zaklju\u010dio? Svaki put kad me vide isplaze mi jezik.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Prosjak: Deset sati. Nedjelja. Vrijeme nedjeljne mise. \u010cetiri \u010dovjeka sjede u obli\u017enjoj gostionici i igraju karte. Pristupi im prosjak ispru\u017eene kape. Zar te nije sram prositi u go\u00adstionici za vrijeme mise? Prosjek \u0107e: Oprostite. Nisam znao da ometam va\u0161u pobo\u017enost.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">U kinu: Bog Jo\u017ea, gdje si bio? U kinu. Sam? Ne. Bilo je puno kino.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Novogodi\u0161nja \u017eelja: U jednoj \u017eupi ministranti su od \u017eupnika za Novu godinu po\u017eeljeli. Veliki autobus da doveze sve vjernike koji su ostali kod ku\u0107a, a nisu do\u0161li u crkvu. Veliko zvono, koje bi \u010duli svi gluhi. Punu torbu molitvenika i kru\u00adnica za ljude koji praznih ruku dolaze u crkvu. Oko stotinu metara ljepljive trake da zalijepi usta svima koji pri\u010daju za vrijeme Mise. Paket nao\u010dala za kratkovidne roditelje. Igle i trake da pokrpa sve rastrgane \u017eenidbene veze. Veliku pe\u0107 u kojoj bi mogao spaliti svu prljavu i pokvarenu literaturu i sva anonimna pisma. Ministrante, koji bi vjerno, to\u010d\u00adno, redovito i pobo\u017eno obavljah svoju slu\u017ebu.More ljubavi i strpljivosti koje ne bi nikada presu\u0161ile. I jedan rendgenski aparat kojim bi svatko mogao vidjeti svoje slabosti i pogre\u0161ke.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lije\u010dnik: Pavao se \u017eali Marku: Ne znam zbog \u010dega, ali sva djeca iz susjedstva misle da sam lije\u010dnik. Kako si to zaklju\u010dio? Svaki put kad me vide isplaze mi jezik. Prosjak: Deset sati. Nedjelja. Vrijeme nedjeljne mise. \u010cetiri \u010dovjeka sjede &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=58258\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":613,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58258\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}