{"id":57431,"date":"2019-08-10T06:56:49","date_gmt":"2019-08-10T04:56:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=57431"},"modified":"2019-08-10T06:57:29","modified_gmt":"2019-08-10T04:57:29","slug":"57431","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=57431","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 214"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\"><\/a>Upita susjed susjeda: Za\u0161to tako \u017eurno li\u010dite ogradu? Htio bih zavr\u0161iti prije nego \u0161to mi nestane boje.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Igraju se Pero i Mate novcem \u201ePismo glava\u201c. Ka\u017ee Mate: Bacimo kunu u zrak, ako padne glava idemo u kino, ako padne pismo &#8211; idemo na utakmicu. Priupita Pero: A, ako ostane zraku? Idemo v \u0161kolu!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dobio Mate na lutriji mi\u00adlijun kuna. Na\u010duli to novinari i po\u010deli ga pitanjima salijetati. \u010cujemo Mate da si dobio na lutriji: \u0160to \u0107e\u0161 s tolikim novcem? Vratit \u0107u dugove. Dobro, a \u0161to \u0107e\u0161 s ostalima? Neka \u010dekaju, \u0161to \u0107u im ja.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Neki je \u010dovjek imao problema s prekomjernom te\u017einom pa se potu\u017ei susjedu. Ovaj mu prepo\u00adru\u010di da se vi\u0161e kre\u0107e, a osobito neka se bavi jahanjem. Nakon nekoliko tjedana opet se sasta\u00adnu. Onda, kako je bilo &#8211; upita su\u00adsjed. Izvanredno! U dva tjedna konj je izgubio deset kilograma.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Upita susjed susjeda: Za\u0161to tako \u017eurno li\u010dite ogradu? Htio bih zavr\u0161iti prije nego \u0161to mi nestane boje. Igraju se Pero i Mate novcem \u201ePismo glava\u201c. Ka\u017ee Mate: Bacimo kunu u zrak, ako padne glava idemo u kino, ako padne pismo &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=57431\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":545,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57431\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}