{"id":54461,"date":"2019-01-12T13:10:00","date_gmt":"2019-01-12T12:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=54461"},"modified":"2019-01-12T13:12:53","modified_gmt":"2019-01-12T12:12:53","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-188","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=54461","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 188"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>\u201eEj jesi li \u010duo za grupu &#8216;Duran, Duran&#8217;\u201c. \u201eJesam \u0161ta mi govori\u0161 dva put\u201c.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">No\u0107ni kradljivci iskoristili odsutnost vlasnika i provale u stan. Dok su bili \u201eu poslu\u201c, susjed s istoga kata tiho otvori vrata i re\u010de: \u201eMolim vas, ne zaboravite klavir!\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Plja\u010dka\u0161i po\u010detnici upali u banku. Jedan od njih se obrati slu\u017ebenicima: \u201eNovac &#8216;na sunce&#8217;, brojim do tri!\u201c \u201eA, \u0161to ako ne damo?\u201c Upita slu\u017ebenik. \u201eBrojim dalje, re\u010de zbunjeni plja\u010dka\u0161.\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201e\u0160to to radi\u0161 Marko?\u201c \u201ePi\u0161em pismo!\u201c \u201eKome?\u201c \u201eSam sebi!\u201c \u201eA \u0161to pi\u0161e u tom pismu?\u201c \u201eOtkud znam, kad ga jo\u0161 nisam dobio!\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Usred ljeta sjela dvojica Sarajlija na Ba\u0161\u0107ar\u0161iji, jedan re\u010de: \u201e\u0160to misli\u0161 da sada padne jedan metar snijega.\u201c \u201eMa daj prestani, tko bi ga \u010distio po ovoj vru\u0107ini.\u201c<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eEj jesi li \u010duo za grupu &#8216;Duran, Duran&#8217;\u201c. \u201eJesam \u0161ta mi govori\u0161 dva put\u201c. No\u0107ni kradljivci iskoristili odsutnost vlasnika i provale u stan. Dok su bili \u201eu poslu\u201c, susjed s istoga kata tiho otvori vrata i re\u010de: \u201eMolim vas, ne &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=54461\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":606,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54461\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}