{"id":54176,"date":"2018-12-15T07:17:30","date_gmt":"2018-12-15T06:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=54176"},"modified":"2018-12-15T07:17:30","modified_gmt":"2018-12-15T06:17:30","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-184","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=54176","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 184"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>Seljak u\u0111e u neku trgovinu i upita vlasnika: \u201e\u0160to prodajete, gospodine?\u201c Ovaj ljutit na postavljeno pitanje odgovori: \u201eMagare\u0107e glave!\u201c \u201eOnda vam zbilja posao ide od ruke kad vam je ostala samo jedna\u201c.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mladi se redovnik na\u0161ali sa starim redovnikom: \u201e\u017divjeli vi sto godina!\u201c \u201e\u201cLipo \u010duti, sinko, a \u0161to bi ti smetalo da si dodao jo\u0161 koju?\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Susrela se dva prijatelja na autobusnoj stanici te \u0107e jedan drugome: \u201eJesi li se o\u017eenio?\u201c \u201eNisam!\u201c \u201ePa \u0161to \u010deka\u0161?\u201c \u201eAutobus!\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do\u0161ao \u010dovjek u ljekarnu i upita: \u201eOprostite, ho\u0107ete li mi dati 10 plivadona?\u201c \u201eOprostite, ali mi ne prodajemo Plivine proizvode, ve\u0107 samo Krkine.\u201c \u201ePa dobro, dajte mi onda 10 krkadona.\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Uleti mali ocu u ku\u0107u: \u201eTata, na vratima je \u010dovjek koji skuplja priloge za novi bazen.\u201c \u201eDobro sine, daj mu \u010da\u0161u vode!\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Otac i sin u kavani, otac naru\u010duje: \u201eMolim vas jedno vino i jednu limunadu.\u201c \u201eNe, slobodno donesite i tati vino!\u201c<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seljak u\u0111e u neku trgovinu i upita vlasnika: \u201e\u0160to prodajete, gospodine?\u201c Ovaj ljutit na postavljeno pitanje odgovori: \u201eMagare\u0107e glave!\u201c \u201eOnda vam zbilja posao ide od ruke kad vam je ostala samo jedna\u201c. Mladi se redovnik na\u0161ali sa starim redovnikom: \u201e\u017divjeli &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=54176\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":550,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54176\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}