{"id":54115,"date":"2018-12-08T09:23:20","date_gmt":"2018-12-08T08:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=54115"},"modified":"2018-12-08T09:23:43","modified_gmt":"2018-12-08T08:23:43","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-183","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=54115","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 183."},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>U ve\u010dernjim satima redovnici molili zajedni\u010dku molitvu koju je predmolitelj vodio, a ostali su odgovarali. Kad je predmolitelj u\u0161utio, jer je slijedila kratka tiha molitva, predmolitelj je zadrijemao. Budu\u0107i da se nije budio, jedan od redovnika pokuca po klupi. Tada se predmolitelj trgne od sna i glasno povi\u010de: \u201eNaprijed!\u201c.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Neki seljak prvi put do\u0161ao u kino u kojem se prikazivao film o kriminalu. Policija tragala za zlo\u010dincem koji se u bijegu sakrio. Po\u0161teni seljak htjede pomo\u0107i policajcima pa sko\u010di na noge te povi\u010de: \u201eEno ga! Ondje se sakrio!\u201c Kad je seljak ustao, sjedalo na kojem je sjedio samo se preklopilo. Seljak htjede sjesti pa se stropo\u0161ta na pod. Srdit, sko\u010di na noge te o\u0161amari \u010dovjeka koji je iza njega sjedio.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">U \u010dekaonici rodili\u0161ta nestrpljivo \u010dekala skupina mu\u017eeva da im sestra bolni\u010darka donese iz rodili\u0161ta radosnu vijest o ro\u0111enju djeteta. Kona\u010dno, bolni\u010darka izi\u0111e iz rodili\u0161ta te pri\u0111e jednom od njih i re\u010de: \u201e\u010cestitam vam, \u017eena vam je rodila sina!\u201c Drugi \u010dovjek sko\u010di, baci iz ruke novine te povi\u010de: \u201eSlu\u0161ajte, sestro! Kakav je ovo red! Ja sam do\u0161ao puna dva sata prije njega!\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Prijatelj se tu\u017ei na svoju \u017eenu: \u201eE moj Jure, \u0161to dalje, to je gore!\u201c \u201e\u0160to ti se doga\u0111a?\u201c \u201eSva\u0161ta! Pa moja \u017eena ni\u0161ta ne mari \u0161to ja ka\u017eem. Na jedno uho joj uni\u0111e, a na drugo izi\u0111e.\u201c \u201e\u0160uti, moj prijatelju, ti jo\u0161 sretan! Kod mene je gore!\u201c \u201eMa, \u0161to mo\u017ee biti gore?\u201c \u201eDa, gore! Kad ja svojoj \u017eeni ne\u0161to ka\u017eem, Njoj na jedno uho uni\u0111e a na jezik izi\u0111e!\u201c<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>U ve\u010dernjim satima redovnici molili zajedni\u010dku molitvu koju je predmolitelj vodio, a ostali su odgovarali. Kad je predmolitelj u\u0161utio, jer je slijedila kratka tiha molitva, predmolitelj je zadrijemao. Budu\u0107i da se nije budio, jedan od redovnika pokuca po klupi. Tada &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=54115\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":600,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54115\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}