{"id":53849,"date":"2018-11-24T07:02:14","date_gmt":"2018-11-24T06:02:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=53849"},"modified":"2018-11-25T22:52:06","modified_gmt":"2018-11-25T21:52:06","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-181","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=53849","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 181"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>Dva se prijatelja susretnu nakon duljeg vremena: \u201eJesi li se kona\u010dno o\u017eenio?\u201c \u201eNisam. Sve djevojke koje sam na\u0161ao, odbila je moja majka. Nisu joj se svi\u0111ale. Napokon sam na\u0161ao jednu koja je bila \u017eiva slika moje majke, a nju mi opet otac nije dao dovesti u ku\u0107u. Tako ti ja moj prijatelju osta neo\u017eenjen.\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Stara je Manda skratila kosu i lijepo je za\u010de\u0161ljala. Unu\u010dica joj re\u010de: \u201eBako, vi vi\u0161e ne sli\u010dite na staricu.\u201c \u201eA na koga onda sli\u010dim?\u201c ponosno upita Manda. \u201eSada sli\u010dite na starca.\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eDobro mi do\u0161li!\u201c Jure pozdravlja svoju punicu koja je do\u0161la posjetiti svoju k\u0107er. \u201eKako \u0107ete dugo ostati?\u201c \u201eDok vam ne dodijem!\u201c \u201eZa\u0161to tako kratko?\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nakon zavr\u0161ena te\u0161kog posla. Ivek se navratio u restoran da se okrijepi. O\u010di mu zastale na velikom kola\u010du te ga naru\u010di. Konobar ga pita: \u201e\u017delite li da vam kola\u010d izre\u017eem na 8 ili 16 komada? \u201eMa kaj vam pada na pamet? Ne mogu ja pojesti 16 komada, izre\u017eite ga samo na 8 komada.\u201c<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dva se prijatelja susretnu nakon duljeg vremena: \u201eJesi li se kona\u010dno o\u017eenio?\u201c \u201eNisam. Sve djevojke koje sam na\u0161ao, odbila je moja majka. Nisu joj se svi\u0111ale. Napokon sam na\u0161ao jednu koja je bila \u017eiva slika moje majke, a nju mi &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=53849\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":629,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53849\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}