{"id":53783,"date":"2018-11-10T09:49:04","date_gmt":"2018-11-10T08:49:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=53783"},"modified":"2018-11-10T09:49:04","modified_gmt":"2018-11-10T08:49:04","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-179","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=53783","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 179"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>\u201eMirko, \u0161to mi ti savjetuje\u0161? Naime, ju\u010der me jedan nazvao magarcem. Bi li ga tu\u017eio?\u201c \u201eNipo\u0161to, jer ako ti to doka\u017ee pred sudom, onda \u0107e saznati i oni koji do sada nisu znali.\u201c<\/li>\n<li>Na ulazu u neku ku\u0107u mali se dje\u010dak propinje da dohvati dugme zvonca. Nai\u0111e neki gospodin pa pozvoni umjesto njega. Dje\u010dak mu re\u010de \u201eHvala, striko, a sad bje\u017eimo \u0161to nas br\u017ee noge nose!\u201c<\/li>\n<li>Djeca znati\u017eeljno pitaju jedno drugo tko se rodio u gradu, a tko na selu: \u201eGdje si se ti rodio?\u201c \u201eNa selu, a gdje si se ti rodio?\u201c \u201eU bolnici.\u201c \u201eOd \u010dega si bolovao?\u201c<\/li>\n<li>Upravitelj hotela: \u201eZa\u0161to si tako neuredan? Za\u0161to se nisi obrijao?\u201c \u201eOdlu\u010dio sam pustiti bradu.\u201c \u201eDobro, onda to \u010dini u slobodno vrijeme, a ne na poslu!\u201c<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; \u201eMirko, \u0161to mi ti savjetuje\u0161? Naime, ju\u010der me jedan nazvao magarcem. Bi li ga tu\u017eio?\u201c \u201eNipo\u0161to, jer ako ti to doka\u017ee pred sudom, onda \u0107e saznati i oni koji do sada nisu znali.\u201c Na ulazu u neku ku\u0107u mali &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=53783\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":561,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53783\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}