{"id":53540,"date":"2018-10-20T09:10:42","date_gmt":"2018-10-20T07:10:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=53540"},"modified":"2018-10-20T09:10:42","modified_gmt":"2018-10-20T07:10:42","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-176","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=53540","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 176"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>&#8211; Sastali se katoli\u010dki sve\u0107enik, protestantski pastor i \u017eidovski rabin. Kako se nikako nisu mogli slo\u017eiti, Bog im po\u0161alje svoga an\u0111ela s porukom: \u201eBog vam \u0161alje svoj blagoslov i obe\u0107ava vam da \u0107e vas usli\u0161ati ako ka\u017eete \u0161to \u017eelite.\u201c Pastor re\u010de: \u201eNeka nestane katolika iz ove na\u0161e Irske!\u201c Katoli\u010dki sve\u0107enik \u201eNeka ne ostane ni jedan protestant u ovoj na\u0161oj svetoj Irskoj i zavlada \u0107e mir na ovom na\u0161em otoku.\u201c Rabin \u0161uti. An\u0111eo upita rabina: \u201eIma\u0161 li ti koju \u017eelju?\u201c \u201eNe! Neka se samo usli\u0161aju molbe ove dvojice i ja \u0107u bit zadovoljan.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Tomo je imao prvi let zrakoplovom. Prijatelj ga upita: \u201eKako je bilo, jesi li se bojao?\u201c \u201eDobro je bilo. Ipak ti moram re\u0107i istinu: za vrijeme cijeloga leta od straha se nisam usudio cijelom te\u017einom spustiti na sjedalo.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Dogodila se prometna nesre\u0107a u malom gradu. Mno\u0161tvo svijeta se natiskalo okolo pa novinari i reporteri nisu mogli do unesre\u0107enoga. Jedan se novinar dosjeti te povi\u010de: \u201eJa sam otac djeteta, molim vas, dajte mi prolaz!\u201c Ljudi se odmaknu. Novinar pri\u0111e i na svoje razo\u010daranje i poni\u017eenje vidje da je \u017ertva magare.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Te\u0161ki alkoholi\u010dar dolazi kod doktora: \u201eNe mogu tvrditi \u0161to vam je. Mislim da je to zbog alkohola.\u201c \u201eDobro, doktore, do\u0107i \u0107u kad se otrijeznite.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Sastali se katoli\u010dki sve\u0107enik, protestantski pastor i \u017eidovski rabin. Kako se nikako nisu mogli slo\u017eiti, Bog im po\u0161alje svoga an\u0111ela s porukom: \u201eBog vam \u0161alje svoj blagoslov i obe\u0107ava vam da \u0107e vas usli\u0161ati ako ka\u017eete \u0161to \u017eelite.\u201c Pastor &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=53540\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":614,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53540\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}