{"id":52764,"date":"2018-10-06T06:56:42","date_gmt":"2018-10-06T04:56:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=52764"},"modified":"2018-10-06T06:56:42","modified_gmt":"2018-10-06T04:56:42","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-174","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=52764","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 174."},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>\u017dena se zaustavi pred jednim izlogom punim najnovijih modela haljina pa upita mu\u017ea: \u201eKoja ti se haljina najvi\u0161e svi\u0111a?\u201c Mu\u017e pogleda cijene i onda odgovori: \u201eNajvi\u0161e mi se svi\u0111a ova na tebi.\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Na nadgrobnom humku smrtno stradalog voza\u010da pi\u0161e: \u201eOvdje po\u010diva onaj koji je u vo\u017enji imao prvenstvo prometa.\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eMoli\u0161 li svaku ve\u010der?\u201c pita baka svoga unuka. \u201eO svakako, bako.\u201c \u201eA svako jutro?\u201c \u201eNe, ne molim. Ne bojim kada je dan.\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pobo\u017eni musliman krenu hodo\u010dastiti u sveti grad Meku. U blizini grada umoran legne pokraj puta i zaspe. Hodo\u010dasnici nai\u0111u, zdrmaju ga s rije\u010dima: \u201eSad je vrijeme da se svi vjerni muslimani klanjaju prema Meki, a ti si pru\u017eio noge prema sveti\u0161tu. Kakav si ti musliman?\u201c Pobo\u017eni musliman nije ni maknuo. Samo je otvorio o\u010di i rekao: \u201eBra\u0107o, u\u010dinite mi uslugu i postavite moje noge u pravcu gdje nema Boga?\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pijanac ide ulicom sa zavojima na obadva uha. Prijatelj ga pri susretu pita: \u201e\u0160to ti se dogodilo, prijatelju?\u201c Ovaj odgovori: \u201eMoja \u017eena ostavila ukop\u010danu peglu pa kad je telefon zazvonio, uzeo sam zabunom peglu i\u2026\u201c \u201eMa zbog \u010dega si i drugo uho zamotao?\u201c \u201eOna prokleta budala zazvonila opet.\u201c<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u017dena se zaustavi pred jednim izlogom punim najnovijih modela haljina pa upita mu\u017ea: \u201eKoja ti se haljina najvi\u0161e svi\u0111a?\u201c Mu\u017e pogleda cijene i onda odgovori: \u201eNajvi\u0161e mi se svi\u0111a ova na tebi.\u201c Na nadgrobnom humku smrtno stradalog voza\u010da pi\u0161e: \u201eOvdje &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=52764\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":672,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52764\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}