{"id":52646,"date":"2018-09-28T21:08:13","date_gmt":"2018-09-28T19:08:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=52646"},"modified":"2018-09-28T21:08:13","modified_gmt":"2018-09-28T19:08:13","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-173","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=52646","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 173."},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>Djevojka sva sretna zahvaljuje svome mladi\u0107u: \u201eNapokon si zaprosio od tate moju ruku! A \u0161to je tata na to rekao? \u201eRekao mi je: Sinko, vrlo te \u017ealim!\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Jozo srdito prigovara zubaru: \u201eZa va\u0111enje jednoga zuba toliko treba platiti! Za pet minuta rada!\u201c \u201eAko vi vi\u0161e to volite, ja mogu zub natezati vi\u0161e od pola sata.\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ante je dobio pismo od djevojke koja ljetuje na moru. Djevojka mu pi\u0161e sljede\u0107e: \u201ePi\u0161em ti jer nemam \u0161to raditi i odmah zavr\u0161avam jer nemam \u0161to pisati.\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Milica ve\u0107 dugo \u201ehoda\u201c s Ivanom, a on ne spominje vjen\u010danje. Njezin otac je upita: \u201eKada \u0107ete se vas dvoje kona\u010dno vjen\u010dati?\u201c Milica preporu\u010di ocu da on govori s Ivanom. Otac: \u201e\u010cujte, mladi gospodine, vi ve\u0107 dugo posje\u0107ujete ovu ku\u0107u. Sad je ve\u0107 toga dosta! Odlu\u010dite se i birajte \u0161to \u017eelite dobiti: ruku moje k\u0107erke ili nogu njezina oca?\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Gospo\u0111a Marijana dolazi odvjetniku i ka\u017ee: \u201ePosudila sam svojoj prijateljici 1000 kuna jo\u0161 prije dvije godine. Kad je pitam kad \u0107e mi vratiti, ona mi ka\u017ee neka idem k vragu.\u201c \u201eA \u0161to vi ka\u017eete na to?\u201c \u201ePa eto, do\u0161la sam k vama.\u201c<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Djevojka sva sretna zahvaljuje svome mladi\u0107u: \u201eNapokon si zaprosio od tate moju ruku! A \u0161to je tata na to rekao? \u201eRekao mi je: Sinko, vrlo te \u017ealim!\u201c Jozo srdito prigovara zubaru: \u201eZa va\u0111enje jednoga zuba toliko treba platiti! Za pet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=52646\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":648,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52646\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}