{"id":52621,"date":"2018-09-22T05:33:42","date_gmt":"2018-09-22T03:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=52621"},"modified":"2018-09-22T05:34:41","modified_gmt":"2018-09-22T03:34:41","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-172","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=52621","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 172"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>Na sajmu seljak prodaje konja: \u201eJe li taj tvoj konj pla\u0161ljiv?\u201c \u201eNi govora! U mraku spava sam.\u201c<\/li>\n<li>\u201eDjeco, tko zna kako su sveta tri kralja doznali da se rodio Isus?\u201c Ru\u017ea brzo odgovori: \u201eIz novina.\u201c<\/li>\n<li>Mu\u017e koji je rijetko obi\u010davao poljubiti svoju \u017eenu, na Veliki petak, kad se vratio s posla, zagrlio je \u017eenu i poljubio. Ona ga u \u010dudu pita: \u201e\u0160to je danas s tobom?\u201c Mu\u017e odgovori: \u201eZna\u0161, na Veliki petak ljubi se kri\u017e, a ti si moj kri\u017e.\u201c<\/li>\n<li>Na po\u0161ti \u010dovjek tra\u017ei informacije: \u201eIma li popusta kad se \u0161alje telegram za smrtni slu\u010daj?\u201c \u201eIma! Pla\u0107ate upola manje.\u201c \u201eDobro, pi\u0161ite ovako: Kume, do\u0111i\u201c U subotu koljem svinju.\u201c<\/li>\n<li>Bolesnik ka\u017ee lije\u010dniku: \u201eDoktore, ja sam vas pozvao, ali vam moram re\u0107i da ni malo nemam povjerenja u lije\u010dnike.\u201c \u201eNi\u0161ta za to. Ni magarac nema povjerenja u veterinara, ali ga veterinar ipak lije\u010di.\u201c<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na sajmu seljak prodaje konja: \u201eJe li taj tvoj konj pla\u0161ljiv?\u201c \u201eNi govora! U mraku spava sam.\u201c \u201eDjeco, tko zna kako su sveta tri kralja doznali da se rodio Isus?\u201c Ru\u017ea brzo odgovori: \u201eIz novina.\u201c Mu\u017e koji je rijetko obi\u010davao &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=52621\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":577,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52621\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}