{"id":51041,"date":"2018-06-29T18:43:35","date_gmt":"2018-06-29T16:43:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=51041"},"modified":"2018-06-29T18:43:35","modified_gmt":"2018-06-29T16:43:35","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-165","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=51041","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 165"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>\u201eMama, ho\u0107u li jednog dana na\u0107i mu\u017ea kao \u0161to je tata?\u201c \u201eNe\u0107e\u0161, ako budemo skupa pazili.\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Otac savjetuje sinu koji je maturant: \u201eSine, meni bi bilo drago kad bi ti postao lije\u010dnik.\u201c \u201eTada, kako ne\u0161to tako mo\u017ee\u0161 od mene o\u010dekivati! Pa ti zna\u0161 da ja ne mogu ni muhu ubiti.\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eJa bih se s tobom o\u017eenio kad bih znao da zna\u0161 dobro kuhati.\u201c \u201eI ja bih se za tebe udala kad bih znala da zna\u0161 prati su\u0111e.\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">U Crnoj Gori: \u201eKamo \u0107e\u0161 opet sine?\u201c \u201eIdem se kupati u rijeci.\u201c \u201eAko se ponovo utopi\u0161, ne dolazi mi na o\u010di!\u201c<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">U jedno crnogorsko selo do\u0161ao narodni poslanik s nekoliko drugova. Odr\u017eali su u selu miting i govorili seljacima o blagodati \u201enarodne vlasti\u201c. Na kraju su pozvali starje\u0161inu sela da ka\u017ee koju rije\u010d. Ustao jednostavan \u010dovjek i rekao: \u201eDrugovi, mi smo ljudi prosti kao stoka, a vi ste na\u0161a bra\u0107a\u2026&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Stara gospo\u0111a sjedi u vlaku. Nasuprot njoj sjedi neki mladi\u0107 koji \u017eva\u010de \u017evaka\u0107u. Starica ga jedno vrijeme promatrala, onda je rekla: \u201eGovorite malo glasnije, ja sam nagluha.\u201c<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eMama, ho\u0107u li jednog dana na\u0107i mu\u017ea kao \u0161to je tata?\u201c \u201eNe\u0107e\u0161, ako budemo skupa pazili.\u201c Otac savjetuje sinu koji je maturant: \u201eSine, meni bi bilo drago kad bi ti postao lije\u010dnik.\u201c \u201eTada, kako ne\u0161to tako mo\u017ee\u0161 od mene o\u010dekivati! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=51041\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":617,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51041\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}