{"id":46947,"date":"2018-01-13T09:36:49","date_gmt":"2018-01-13T08:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46947"},"modified":"2018-01-24T18:24:59","modified_gmt":"2018-01-24T17:24:59","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-143","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46947","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 143"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>&#8211; Pita sudac: \u201eKad vas je okrivljeni nazvao nosorogom?\u201c \u201ePrije tri godine.\u201c \u201ePa, za\u0161to ga tek sada tu\u017eite.\u201c \u201ePa, ju\u010der sam bio prvi put u zoolo\u0161kom vrtu i vidio nosoroga.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; \u201eE, moj prijatelju, nedavno mi je neki d\u017eeparo\u0161 na ulici poku\u0161ao ukrasti novac, ali mu je moja \u017eena pokvarila ra\u010dune.\u201c \u201eKako je to uspjela?\u201c \u201eOna je prije njega ispraznila moje d\u017eepove.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; \u017dena mu\u017eu re\u010de: \u201eMali ne\u0107e nikako da spava. \u0160ta misli\u0161 da mu jednu pjesmicu zapjevamo.\u201c \u201eNemoj, poku\u0161aj najprije na lijep na\u010din.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Pita profesor Ivicu: \u201eKoja je razlika izme\u0111u profesora i gostioni\u010dara?\u201c \u201eVelika! Profesor se godinama trudi da od budale napravi \u010dovjeka, a gostioni\u010daru je potrebno malo vremena da od \u010dovjeka napravi budalu.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Razgovaraju dva lije\u010dnika. Jedan \u0107e: \u201ePoslije deset godina lije\u010denja za mene znade cijeli svijet.\u201c \u201eE, moj prijatelju! Za mene znade i ovaj i onaj svijet.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Pita sudac: \u201eKad vas je okrivljeni nazvao nosorogom?\u201c \u201ePrije tri godine.\u201c \u201ePa, za\u0161to ga tek sada tu\u017eite.\u201c \u201ePa, ju\u010der sam bio prvi put u zoolo\u0161kom vrtu i vidio nosoroga.\u201c &#8211; \u201eE, moj prijatelju, nedavno mi je neki d\u017eeparo\u0161 na &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46947\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":628,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46947\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}