{"id":46921,"date":"2018-01-06T16:37:53","date_gmt":"2018-01-06T15:37:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46921"},"modified":"2018-01-06T16:37:53","modified_gmt":"2018-01-06T15:37:53","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-142","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46921","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 142"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>&#8211; Uspavljuju\u0107i dijete u kreveti\u0107u, majka mu re\u010de: \u201eAko ti bude \u0161to trebalo, samo pozovi mamu, tata \u0107e odmah do\u0107i.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Putnik upita \u017eeljezni\u010dara: \u201eSmije li se ovdje pu\u0161iti.\u201c \u201eNe smije!\u201c \u201ePa odakle toliki opu\u0161ci ovdje?\u201c \u201eOd putnika koji me nisu pitali.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; \u017dena pita mu\u017ea: \u201eDragi, kad bi morao birati izme\u0111u lijepe i mlade \u017eene, koju bi izabrao?\u201c \u201eNi jednu ni drugu. Ti zna\u0161 da volim samo tebe.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; \u201eDraga, zna\u0161 li da je tjelesna aktivnost preduvjet za zdrav i dug \u017eivot!?\u201c \u201eI zato si prepustio meni sve poslove.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Na satu vjeronauka \u010dasna uvjerava djecu: \u201eDjeco, kad bi imali vjere samo kao mali trun, mogli bi brda premje\u0161tati.\u201c Upita Ivica: \u201e\u010casna koliko ste vi brda premjestili?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Upita u\u010diteljica: \u201eIvo, nabroji neke ljekovite biljke.\u201c \u201eVrba\u201c \u201eZar je vrba ljekovita?\u201c \u201eJest! Vrbova \u0161iba popravila je jedinicu iz matematike.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Uspavljuju\u0107i dijete u kreveti\u0107u, majka mu re\u010de: \u201eAko ti bude \u0161to trebalo, samo pozovi mamu, tata \u0107e odmah do\u0107i.\u201c &#8211; Putnik upita \u017eeljezni\u010dara: \u201eSmije li se ovdje pu\u0161iti.\u201c \u201eNe smije!\u201c \u201ePa odakle toliki opu\u0161ci ovdje?\u201c \u201eOd putnika koji me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46921\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":607,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46921\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}