{"id":46660,"date":"2017-12-23T08:09:47","date_gmt":"2017-12-23T07:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46660"},"modified":"2017-12-23T08:09:47","modified_gmt":"2017-12-23T07:09:47","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-140","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46660","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 140"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>&#8211; \u010cekaju\u0107i naru\u010deno jelo, gost nestrpljivo pita: \u201eKonobar, jeste li \u010duli da sam ve\u0107 davno naru\u010dio ru\u010dak, imate li u\u0161i?\u201c \u201eKoje \u017eelite, tele\u0107e ili svinjske?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; \u201eTu\u017ei se prijatelj: \u201eNe mogu ni\u0161ta sa\u010duvati u vo\u0107njaku. Sve mi vrapci pojedo\u0161e.\u201c \u201eStavi stra\u0161ilo\u201c. \u201eNema koristi, moja \u017eena cijeli dan po vo\u0107njaku \u0161eta i ni\u0161ta od toga.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Tvoje cipele jako \u0161kripe, a prema starom vjerovanju, ukradene cipele \u0161kripe.\u201c \u201eLudost, onda bi mi i \u0161e\u0161ir morao kripati.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; \u017dupnik upita \u017eupljanina kroja\u010da: \u201eZa\u0161to si stavio jabuku kao reklamu na kroja\u010dkoj radnji\u201c. \u201ePa znate vele\u010dasni, da nije bilo jabuke, ne bi bilo ni odje\u0107e.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; \u201eSine, oti\u0111i u mesnicu i kupi jedan mozak.\u201c \u201eJe li za tebe ili za tatu.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; \u010cekaju\u0107i naru\u010deno jelo, gost nestrpljivo pita: \u201eKonobar, jeste li \u010duli da sam ve\u0107 davno naru\u010dio ru\u010dak, imate li u\u0161i?\u201c \u201eKoje \u017eelite, tele\u0107e ili svinjske?\u201c &#8211; \u201eTu\u017ei se prijatelj: \u201eNe mogu ni\u0161ta sa\u010duvati u vo\u0107njaku. Sve mi vrapci pojedo\u0161e.\u201c \u201eStavi &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46660\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":586,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46660\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}