{"id":46514,"date":"2017-12-16T07:15:21","date_gmt":"2017-12-16T06:15:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46514"},"modified":"2017-12-16T07:15:21","modified_gmt":"2017-12-16T06:15:21","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-139","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46514","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 139"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>&#8211; Sudac upita zlo\u010dinca osu\u0111ena na smrt: \u201eImate li posljednju \u017eelju?\u201c \u201eImam, \u017eelio bih se prije smrti najesti bresaka.\u201c \u201eBresaka?\u201c iznenadi se sudac. \u201e\u0160to vam pada na pamet? Mi smo u sije\u010dnju, a breskve zriju tek u lipnju?\u201c \u201eLako za to, ja mogu \u010dekati.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u201e\u0161to je tvoj tata po zanimanju, upita u\u010ditelj Pericu.\u201c \u201eTehni\u010dar\u201c \u201ePa \u0161to on radi?\u201c \u201eSve \u0161to mu mama naredi.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ho\u0107e otac prestra\u0161iti sina zbog pu\u0161enja pa ga upita: \u201eZna\u0161 li, kamo odlaze djece koja kriomice pu\u0161e?\u201c \u201eU podrum ili u WC\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; U autobusu sjede dva mladi\u0107a. Jedan opazi da kolega stalno dr\u017ei o\u010di zatvorene pa ga upita: \u201eJe li ti mo\u017eda zlo, pa dr\u017ei\u0161 o\u010di zatvorene?\u201c \u201eNe, nego ne mogu gledati da stariji stoje a mi sjedimo.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u201eZamislite, netko mi je s prozora bacio kutiju na glavu!\u201c \u201e\u0160to je bilo u njoj?\u201c \u201eNi\u0161ta!\u201c \u201eA u kutiji?\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Sudac upita zlo\u010dinca osu\u0111ena na smrt: \u201eImate li posljednju \u017eelju?\u201c \u201eImam, \u017eelio bih se prije smrti najesti bresaka.\u201c \u201eBresaka?\u201c iznenadi se sudac. \u201e\u0160to vam pada na pamet? Mi smo u sije\u010dnju, a breskve zriju tek u lipnju?\u201c \u201eLako za &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46514\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":599,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46514\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}