{"id":46377,"date":"2017-12-09T07:21:22","date_gmt":"2017-12-09T06:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46377"},"modified":"2017-12-09T07:21:22","modified_gmt":"2017-12-09T06:21:22","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-138","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46377","title":{"rendered":"zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 138"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>&#8211; Upita zet punicu: \u201ePunice, od \u010detiri tvoje k\u0107eri koja se najbolje udala\u201c.\u00a0 \u201eMoj pokojni Mate, najbolje se o\u017eenio\u201c.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Poslovo\u0111a! \u201eDe\u010dko, otpu\u0161teni si s posla!\u201c \u201eZa\u0161to?\u201c \u201eZbog spavanja!\u201c \u201ePa i drugi spavaju na poslu! \u201eDa, ali ti jedini hr\u010de\u0161.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Otac sinu: \u201eNe brini se, ispravit \u0107e\u0161 te lo\u0161e ocjene\u201c. \u201eProbao sam, ali napisane su kemijskom\u201c.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; \u201eTata, \u0161to je to basna?\u201c \u201eBasna, to je, kad \u017eivotinje razgovaraju. Na primjer, svinja s magarcem, kao sada ti i ja.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Oti\u0161la \u017eena u kupovinu. Kupovala samo elektri\u010dne ure\u0111aje. Gleda mu\u017e \u0161ta je sve nakupovala, pa uzdahnu: \u201e\u017deno jo\u0161 ti nedostaje elektri\u010dna stolica\u201c.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Upita zet punicu: \u201ePunice, od \u010detiri tvoje k\u0107eri koja se najbolje udala\u201c.\u00a0 \u201eMoj pokojni Mate, najbolje se o\u017eenio\u201c. &#8211; Poslovo\u0111a! \u201eDe\u010dko, otpu\u0161teni si s posla!\u201c \u201eZa\u0161to?\u201c \u201eZbog spavanja!\u201c \u201ePa i drugi spavaju na poslu! \u201eDa, ali ti jedini hr\u010de\u0161.\u201c &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46377\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":615,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46377\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}