{"id":46295,"date":"2017-12-02T06:46:25","date_gmt":"2017-12-02T05:46:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46295"},"modified":"2017-12-02T06:46:25","modified_gmt":"2017-12-02T05:46:25","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-137","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46295","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 137"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>&#8211; \u017dena ka\u017ee mu\u017eu: \u201eMolim te dragi vrijeme da mi kupi\u0161 novu lisi\u010dju bundu. Ovu nosim ve\u0107 deset godina!\u201c \u201ePa \u0161ta? Lisica je nosi cijeli \u017eivot.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Neki \u010dovjek zami\u0161ljen ide ulicom i upita u prolazu: \u201eMolim vas, znadete li gdje je Mostarska ulica?\u201c \u201eZnam\u201c,\u00a0\u010dovjek odgovori i nastavi put.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; \u201eNe dolazi mi ku\u0107i kasno!\u201c Upozorava \u017eena mu\u017ea. \u201eDo\u0107i \u0107u kad mi se svidi!\u201c \u201eDobro, ali ni minutu kasnije!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Na voza\u010dkom ispitu. Instruktor pita budu\u0107eg voza\u010da: \u201eKoji prometni znak nema u Crnoj Gori?\u201c \u201eRadovi na cesti.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; \u201eJa nikad nisam udario svoju \u017eenu\u201c: re\u010de prijatelj prijatelju. \u201eNi ja, samo u samoobranu.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; \u017dena ka\u017ee mu\u017eu: \u201eMolim te dragi vrijeme da mi kupi\u0161 novu lisi\u010dju bundu. Ovu nosim ve\u0107 deset godina!\u201c \u201ePa \u0161ta? Lisica je nosi cijeli \u017eivot.\u201c &#8211; Neki \u010dovjek zami\u0161ljen ide ulicom i upita u prolazu: \u201eMolim vas, znadete li &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=46295\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":652,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46295\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}