{"id":45904,"date":"2017-11-11T06:59:38","date_gmt":"2017-11-11T05:59:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=45904"},"modified":"2017-11-11T06:59:38","modified_gmt":"2017-11-11T05:59:38","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-134","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=45904","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 134"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>&#8211; Vjerou\u010ditelj pita vjerou\u010denika: \u201eTko je razbio kamenu plo\u010du s Deset Bo\u017ejih zapovjedi?\u201c Ivica se javi i ka\u017ee: \u201eJa znam, ali tata mi je rekao da ne smijem biti tu\u017eibaba.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Ka\u017ee sin ocu: \u201eKupio sam motor.\u201c \u201e\u0160to \u0107e ti?\u201c \u201e\u017delim upoznati cijeli svijet.\u201c \u201eKoji, ovaj ili onaj drugi?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Roditelji doveli malog sin\u010di\u0107a k lije\u010dniku: \u201ehajde, otvori usta i reci: a, a, a..\u201c \u201eMo\u017eete ga pitati i druga slova\u201c, ka\u017ee otac. \u201eOn ve\u0107 znade sva slova abecede.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Majka pita sin\u010di\u0107a: \u201eTu su bila dva kola\u010da, a sad je samo jedan?\u201c \u201eMama, bila je tama, pa nisam vidio drugoga.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; \u201ePetre, kakva je razlika izme\u0111u pametna i glupa \u010dovjeka?\u201c \u201ePametan zna u \u010demu je razlika, a glup za nju pita.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Vjerou\u010ditelj pita vjerou\u010denika: \u201eTko je razbio kamenu plo\u010du s Deset Bo\u017ejih zapovjedi?\u201c Ivica se javi i ka\u017ee: \u201eJa znam, ali tata mi je rekao da ne smijem biti tu\u017eibaba.\u201c &#8211; Ka\u017ee sin ocu: \u201eKupio sam motor.\u201c \u201e\u0160to \u0107e ti?\u201c &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=45904\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":627,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45904\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}