{"id":45532,"date":"2017-10-28T09:04:56","date_gmt":"2017-10-28T07:04:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=45532"},"modified":"2017-10-28T09:04:56","modified_gmt":"2017-10-28T07:04:56","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-132","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=45532","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 132"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>&#8211; Na satu biologije profesor biologije dr\u017ei lubanju \u010dovjekolikog majmuna u ruci i ka\u017ee: \u201eDjeco, mogu vam se pohvaliti da ovakvu lubanju imamo samo arheolo\u0161ki zavod i ja.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Kotarski na\u010delnik zatra\u017eio od op\u0107inskog da mu iznajmi par konja. Op\u0107inski na\u010delnik odgovara u na\u0161oj op\u0107ini nema konja samo volova.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Sudac upita okrivljenog: \u201eTko bi rekao da ti znade\u0161 krasti.\u201c Okrivljeni odgovori: \u201eGospodin sudac, sve se mo\u017ee kad se ho\u0107e.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Upita prijatelj: \u201e\u0160to ti ka\u017ee\u0161 svojoj \u017eeni kad se u ve\u010der kasno ku\u0107i vrati\u0161.\u201c \u201eNi\u0161ta, ona sve ka\u017ee.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Upita novinar nekog seljake: \u201eJe li se nekad u va\u0161em selu rodio veliki \u010dovjek?\u201c \u201eNe, nikad! Uvijek se ra\u0111aju mala djeca.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Na satu biologije profesor biologije dr\u017ei lubanju \u010dovjekolikog majmuna u ruci i ka\u017ee: \u201eDjeco, mogu vam se pohvaliti da ovakvu lubanju imamo samo arheolo\u0161ki zavod i ja.\u201c &#8211; Kotarski na\u010delnik zatra\u017eio od op\u0107inskog da mu iznajmi par konja. Op\u0107inski &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=45532\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":666,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45532\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}