{"id":23934,"date":"2015-10-31T09:33:58","date_gmt":"2015-10-31T08:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=23934"},"modified":"2015-10-31T09:33:58","modified_gmt":"2015-10-31T08:33:58","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-32","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=23934","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 32"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>Student: <\/strong>Neki gospodin prolazi s prijateljem pored u\u010dili\u0161ta. Gleda mno\u0161tvo studenata. Kako ih pogleda re\u010de suputniku: \u00a0\u201eE moj prijatelju, danas ti svaki bleso mo\u017ee studirati, a u moje vrijeme ja sam bio jedini iz sela\u201c.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Otac i sin:<\/strong> Na upisu u \u0161kolu da bi pedagoginja ispitala Ivino psiholo\u0161ko stanje upita: \u201eIvo koliko je godina tvojem tati\u201c. Ivo ne \u010dekaju\u0107i ni sekunde ka\u017ee: \u201eSedam\u201c. Pedagoginja \u0107e Ivi: \u201eNisam pitala koliko ti ima\u0161 godina nego tvoj tata\u201c. Pa ka\u017eem: \u201eMoj tata ima sedam godina, on je postao tata kad sam se ja rodio.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Kod lije\u010dnika:<\/strong> Doktore \u0161to trebam raditi da mi ruke ostanu nje\u017ene i bijele. \u0160to i do sada \u2013 ni\u0161ta!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Student: Neki gospodin prolazi s prijateljem pored u\u010dili\u0161ta. Gleda mno\u0161tvo studenata. Kako ih pogleda re\u010de suputniku: \u00a0\u201eE moj prijatelju, danas ti svaki bleso mo\u017ee studirati, a u moje vrijeme ja sam bio jedini iz sela\u201c. Otac i sin: Na upisu &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=23934\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":671,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23934"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23934\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}