{"id":22568,"date":"2015-09-12T13:05:00","date_gmt":"2015-09-12T11:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=22568"},"modified":"2020-06-17T07:00:44","modified_gmt":"2020-06-17T05:00:44","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-25-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=22568","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 26"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Raj: <\/strong>Pita vjerou\u010ditelj Ivicu: \u201eReci ti meni Ivic<a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\"><\/a>a, \u0161to \u010dovjek treba prije u\u010diniti ako \u017eeli u\u0107i u raj?\u201c Ivica odmah na prvu odgovori: \u201eTreba najprije umrijeti.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>U\u010denik u \u0161vercu:<\/strong> U\u010ditelj upita u\u010denika: \u201eReci mi po istini, od kojega si magarca prepisao ovu zada\u0107u.\u201c Odgovori u\u010denik: \u201eIz va\u0161e radne bilje\u017enice kad ste izi\u0161li van.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Tablete za spavanje:<\/strong> Budi \u017eena mu\u017ea i ka\u017ee: \u201eDragi, probudi se.\u201c Mu\u017ee se probudi i upita: \u201e\u0161to je? \u0160to se dogodilo?\u201c \u017dena \u0107e: \u201eZaboravio si uzeti tablete za spavanje.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Raj: Pita vjerou\u010ditelj Ivicu: \u201eReci ti meni Ivica, \u0161to \u010dovjek treba prije u\u010diniti ako \u017eeli u\u0107i u raj?\u201c Ivica odmah na prvu odgovori: \u201eTreba najprije umrijeti.\u201c U\u010denik u \u0161vercu: U\u010ditelj upita u\u010denika: \u201eReci mi po istini, od kojega si magarca &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=22568\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":793,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22568\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}