{"id":18851,"date":"2015-07-03T09:50:50","date_gmt":"2015-07-03T07:50:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=18851"},"modified":"2015-08-13T16:02:43","modified_gmt":"2015-08-13T14:02:43","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-5-7-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=18851","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 20"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>Star kao udovac: <\/strong>Do\u0161li \u017eupljani susjedne \u017eupe u svatove. Gledaju kako je \u017eupnik u susjednoj \u017eupi mladolik, nadaren. Gledaju ga i uspore\u0111uju sa svojim \u017eupnikom pa reko\u0161e: \u201eVidi\u0161 kako biskup njima daje mlada sve\u0107enika, a kod nas uvijek neke udov\u010dine\u201c.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Klali vola:<\/strong> Sastali se u zaseoku klati vola. Uhvatio jedan vola za rogove, a drugi \u0107e tokmakom ga\u0111ati u glavu me\u0111u rogove. Me\u0111utim ovaj proma\u0161i pa udari onoga koji dr\u017ei vola za rogove ravno u \u010delo. A ovaj \u0107e hladnokrvno: \u201eAko jo\u0161 jedanput proma\u0161i pustit \u0107u vola\u201c.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Nema kruha bez motike:<\/strong> Ovim izrazom bi se reklo, radi pa zaradi, pa imaj. Po\u0161ao neki s motikom u te\u017eake. Nitko ga ne zove na kopanje, a on gladan. Kako ga nitko ne zove, on s motikom ravno pred trgovinu, udari motikom po staklu, staklo se razbi, on usko\u010dio unutra, napravi sendvi\u010d, sjede ispred trgovine i jede. Prijavili ga policiji, do\u0161la policija, pita ga \u0161to si to radio, kud&#8217; \u0107e\u0161 motikom na trgovinu zbog kruha i sendvi\u010da, a on \u0107e: \u201eNema kruha bez motike\u201c.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Star kao udovac: Do\u0161li \u017eupljani susjedne \u017eupe u svatove. Gledaju kako je \u017eupnik u susjednoj \u017eupi mladolik, nadaren. Gledaju ga i uspore\u0111uju sa svojim \u017eupnikom pa reko\u0161e: \u201eVidi\u0161 kako biskup njima daje mlada sve\u0107enika, a kod nas uvijek neke udov\u010dine\u201c. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=18851\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":721,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18851\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}