{"id":14781,"date":"2015-04-18T15:20:00","date_gmt":"2015-04-18T13:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=14781"},"modified":"2015-08-13T15:57:50","modified_gmt":"2015-08-13T13:57:50","slug":"zgode-misli-anegdote-19-4-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=14781","title":{"rendered":"Zgode &#8211; misli &#8211; anegdote &#8211; 9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zupa-krusevo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/images.jpg\" alt=\"zgode - misli - anegdote\" width=\"166\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>Auto na guranje:<\/strong> \u0160ezdesetih godina u pro\u0161lom stolje\u0107u rijetkost je bila po na\u0161im selima imati auto. Imao auto moj susjed (kom\u0161ija) Vrane. Njegovo auto se moglo upaliti samo na guranje. Svi smo mislili da to tako treba. Vrane je uvijek ostavljao auto u strani, ali opet svaki puta kad ga je htio upaliti trebalo ga je pogurati. Gurala je naj\u010de\u0161\u0107e njegova \u017eena Manda. S tim guranjem bilo je \u010destih zgoda i nezgoda. Manda je \u010desto guraju\u0107i padala. Imala je obadva koljena u krastama (ranama). Dosadilo Mandi gurati pa re\u010de nekom zgodom Vrani: \u201eVrane, ja gurati vi\u0161e ne\u0107u, ovo auto prodaj i kupi koje nije na guranje\u201c. Odlu\u010dio Vrane poslu\u0161ati \u017eenu Mandu, a i morao je. Otira&#8217; auto u Split na sajam i prodao. Vratio se ku\u0107i prugom (autobusom). Sakupio jo\u0161 malo para (novaca) i oti\u0161ao ponovo u Split na sajam i kupio auto koje nije na guranje. Odlu\u010dio kupit \u0107e <em>kadeta<\/em> kao \u0161to je i prije imao samo ne bijele boje kao \u0161to je njegovo bilo nego crvene. Upalio Vrane auto klju\u010dem na verglanje. Probao par puta ugasiti pa upaliti. Naglas ka\u017ee: \u201eDobro je\u201c. Platio, i pravac ku\u0107i! Radostan Vrane, a radosnija Manda jer vi\u0161e ne mora gurati.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Po\u0161ao Vrane jedno jutro da \u0107e auto upaliti, kad tamo ne\u0107e. Verglaj, pali, ne\u0107e k&#8217;o kad ne\u0107e. Pokunjio se Vrane, ide u ku\u0107u, zove \u017eenu Mandu: \u201eMande, meni se \u010dini da je auto ponovo na guranje\u201c. Ljuta Manda, k&#8217;o da je vol podbode otr\u010da auto. Namjesti se da \u0107e gurati, pogleda malo bolje pa sva usplahirena zavika Vrani: \u201eBog s tobom Vrane u \u0161to si gledao, ovo je na\u0161e auto samo ne bile nego crvene boje\u201c.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Auto na guranje: \u0160ezdesetih godina u pro\u0161lom stolje\u0107u rijetkost je bila po na\u0161im selima imati auto. Imao auto moj susjed (kom\u0161ija) Vrane. Njegovo auto se moglo upaliti samo na guranje. Svi smo mislili da to tako treba. Vrane je uvijek &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/?p=14781\">Nastavi \u010ditati <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13246,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zgode-misli-anegdote"],"views":782,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14781"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14781\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zupa-krusevo.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}